Goblin Rehabilitation Chant

Fitter, happier, more productive
not drinking too much
regular exercise
getting on well with your associates
at ease
patient with others, always safe
no paranoia
careful with all animals (not even squishing bugs)
keep in contact with old friends
favors for favors
charity for all
no longer afraid of the dark
nothing desperate or reckless
slower and more calculated
(no chance of escape)
self-employed and self-motivated
an empowered, pragmatic and idealistic member of society
will not cry in public
cleanliness against illness
kisses on the lips
no longer empty and frantic
the ability to laugh at ourselves
fitter, happier, more productive…



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